someone who is often made fun of due to her stupidity and obliviousness to her surroundings, is always the topic of any joke, gets made fun of constantly, trips and screams at least 200 times per day, is scared of feet. She's a total fuck but is loved by her group of friends :)
Herpaderp watch out for that door!
An irrational fear of feet.
This fear can be of the persons own feet or feet of someone elses.
The fear can have different side affects such as fear of stepping in shoe shops or even shops that sell socks.
The fear can also be feet in general (Ex. looking at feet) or of looking and/or touching bare feet.
People with feet phobias are not diseased and there is nothing wrong with them.
Podophobia sufferers sometimes recieve taunts from non suffers:
Person one: Can you put some shoes on please?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Coz I have a foot phobia
Person two: hahahhahahahahahahhaha rotfl *waves feet in face*
Podophobia is a phobia of feet
A confused hooker who is SCARED of the feel good pimping.
So what if he was a customer, you got cold feet, ho. You gonna let Julia Roberts beat you?
A person's feet that have been chemically burned and scared by the straps of a pair of flip-flops from Wal-Mart, therefore forever branding their feet with a large capital "W" when you put both feet together. The burn is in the exact placement and shape where the straps of the flip-flop were.
After wearing a pair of cheap flip-flops from Wal-mart I got Wal-Mart feet.
Did you buy a pair of flip-flops from Wal-Mart? Because you look like you have Wal-Mart feet.
Someone who has the phobia of feet.
"Get your hobbit feet away from me!"
"Aww, does someone have Frodo Phobia?"
"Dude did you see that chicks feet?"
"Yeah, she totally gave me Frodo Phobia"
imagine that u are on a desert island w/ 4 other survivors of some shipwreck and there is no fresh water anywhere and it hasnt rained since u crashed. then on the 5th day on the island u see a hole in the ground and u think it could be connected to some groundwater but u can't really see. ur team needs to send someone down there to check it out so u volunteer and theyre attaching some sort of apparatus made from tree bark to your chest and getting ready to draw you down into the hole. but then u remember the eerie shrieks and whispers that u heard the night before and the night before that and then u remember that one night u had that strange dream where u were wandering in the jungle and the whispers were louder than usual. u could almost make them out softly saying "come down" and when u remember that dream ur legs grow stiff as an easel and all of the blood from your body retreats into your torso out of pure fear. and as u feel the cold hard ground under your feet start to creep up to the point where you can't feel your feet anymore, as if they were foreign alien entities attached to your thighs, you look up and confess to your shipmates that you can't go down there anymore.
i got cold feet after volunteering to be pulled down into a mysterious hole in the ground.
A Smelly Mother Fucker. One who neglects to shower and or bathe. Lack of hygiene. One who is scared of the soap. A smelly mother fucker who puts there stank ass feet upon their pillow in which they sleep on.
Justin you have your stank ass feet on your pillow you SMOTHERFUCKER. Take a fuckin shower you stank ass.