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searection 

When you are on a boat and the motion of the ocean gives you an erection.
Captain Mike thought I got a boner when he took his shirt off, but really I just had a searection.
searection by Clewis March 19, 2014

Skirection 

A condition in which symptoms become present when a male's desire for skiing become physically overwhelming.
When the skiier reached full skirection he carved his way onto fresh virgin powder.

-Dude did you see Bode Miller's new vid?
-Ya man, that shit gave me an enormous skirection
Skirection by Claf603 October 22, 2011

Scaretonin 

The chemical that carries messages between nerve cells in the brain and throughout your body when you enjoy a scary movie or scaring somebody else in good fun.

Also responsible for the feeling of elation when shopping and or decorating for Halloween.
Let's watch that new horror movie, I need a boost of scaretonin.
Scaretonin by Mano Meile June 29, 2022

smirection

An erection caused by the smile of a beautiful woman.
When she laughed at my witty joke I got the biggest smirection.
smirection by toosweetnoname79 October 20, 2011

carection 

When a car guy sees a particular kind of automobile he likes, and he gets an erection because of it.
Dude, that '96 Cummins on 37's gave me a carection!
carection by myanacondado June 6, 2016

Cincinatti Seasection 

A sexual act when the guy is giving it, but not getting enough pleasureso he cuts open her abdomen with a small knife and whacks off inside.
guy 1: that sick perv gave allice a cincinatti seasection

guy 2: ewwwww! thats gross!
Cincinatti Seasection by chill_bro_27 February 22, 2009