Scalper 

The scum of the Earth who are too incapable to get an actual job

This scalper dickhead just made this prices of Nintendo Switch’s triple

Scalper by MikeMillion July 16, 2020

Scalper 

An asshole who preorders/buys an item as soon as it's available and resells it at a higher price point than the item originally sold for. Usually is fat, lazy, or has no actual job.

Johnny: I went to Gamestop to get the new Destiny game and they were out of stock and I had to buy it from a scalper.
David: What an asshole, preying upon innocent people wanting to buy something that they find interesting.

Scalper by JFK Shot First June 10, 2017

stapler 

Short range wepon usually found in offices

he attack me with the stapler

stapler by Leon9 July 19, 2004

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.

I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!

Cock stapler by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

Scalper 

The idiots who want to make a quick buck.

I just want to get a 3080 for MSRP, not 3x the price like what the scalpers want.

Scalper by TheTank18 September 18, 2020

snapler 

when you wanna try a snap of someones bud you ask for a SNAPLER, which is a one hitter of dank.

word derived from the combination of snap + sample

AtheL: hey fool buy a sack, its the chronic
Big J: aight let me get a snapler

snapler by eaglegolfer13 February 22, 2011

Stupid stapler 

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out

Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.

Stupid stapler by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015