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The Sankey Treatment

The act of leaving your teacher or boss in a zoom call for at least 5 minutes on their own at the start of a meeting.

Named after Sankey Diagrams, an extremely confusing form of graph with lots of twists and turns... to delay the inevitable.
Let's give our english teacher The Sankey Treatment today...
The Sankey Treatment by BetaNerd August 30, 2020
Related Words
A giant scarf that resembles a pensioners blanket. As worn by fashionable types that fear pneumonia. Often tartan and ridiculous.
Elizabeth's new tartan scanket gave her the appearance of a rescued passenger from an Edwardian ferry disaster.
scanket by Wazio February 12, 2014
laura: i brought a nissan micra 2day
bruce: swankey
swankey by Bruce April 14, 2004

sankeying 

The act of constantly bragging about your past even though it plays no relevance to your current life.
Sankeyer: Yeah my ERA was 9.0 and i can bench 225.
Other person: Stop sankeying dude.

Sankeyer: I was the best player out of my highschool and i know pro scouts. Anyone wanna hear me voicecrack?
Other person: No sankey, nobody cares.
sankeying by Melon has Swag May 20, 2014
A last name that is based of off farming and Rednecks. Hard working and smart at building and contruction. One of the most independant type of people out there. Very difficult for him/her to follow instructions unless told by upper authority. Loves to work alone but respects and will work in groups. Loves to be dominated by authority or in bed. Sankeys are very humble people. They dont normaly brag or any of the sort. His/her respect for others may make them bad starting partners but once they get used to the partner they are one of the proudful people to have. They have alot of silent pride for them selfs and enjoys hard labor. Very very athletic and have some of the most amazing thinking and common sense when it comes to managing things. Gets along with just about anybody. Really easy to abuse since they are very gulable and will do just about anything in the world that contains hard work and time. They love the pride they give themselfs. Very upbeat people as well. They love helping people more than anything in the world. And they will never except a payment. A good smile and the satisfaction that you like what they did is more than the world to these type of people.
That guy is extreamly hardworking
He must be a Sankey
Sankey by Dakillaman July 13, 2017
"Those spinner hub caps are swankey."
swankey by Faiyaz September 25, 2005