Scandoval 

A high profile scandal committed by a treacherous, despicable human being. Usually involving a bambi eyed snake of a woman.

I hope this affair doesn’t turn into a full blown scandoval.

Scandoval by BravoBabe March 9, 2023

Spanjo 

The best sandwich ever made. It was invented in Ann Arbor, MI at the Halfass (.5ass) it consists of Wheat Bread, Cream Cheese, Swiss Cheese, and Sauteed Apple. It be goddamn good. Although its history is blurry, it is commonly credited as a creation of God, who worked at the Halfass from '71-'73.

Ricky: Yo dogge, what you munchin'?
Shane: I got me one of dem' Spanjos!
Ricky: Shit son, them shits is crazy good.
Shane: Yeah man, I get two every day.

Spanjo by RobLinn October 22, 2006

scannoying 

a portmanteau of scary and annoying. Something that simultaneously inspires fear and irritation.

Dating apps are so scannoying.

scannoying by scarolandscaredol May 1, 2021

Sanjog 

1 Co-incidence
2 Epitome of perfection
2 Fate
4 Extremely good looks

Sanjog is a foreign word.

Sanjog by Sanohamp March 24, 2009

scandocious

1. a cross-breed of "scandalous" and "ferocious"
2. sexual in nature, especially concerning sexual activities that are risky or done on the sly

"Don't tell him, but me and his girl had a totally scandocious late-night session."

scandocious by brianbbad June 15, 2007

Scanworthy 

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

Scanworthy by MoeFaux November 29, 2010

Sanjoe 

Very cool but can be cringe
Honest guy, very smart and very sexc

sanjoe is sexy and hot and i'd bang

Sanjoe by ppp pooo poo March 7, 2021