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1. French Laugh
A laugh often heard by American actors acting French. It sounds like a person with a stuffy nose saying "oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh". Try it yourself by pinching your nose or breathing through your mouth while saying it.

On the Nickelodeon TV show "All That", the French character Pierre Escargot is played by Kenan Thompson. Pierre often does a French Laugh whenever he translates his own sentences for the audience.

French Laughing after scamming someone in a MMORPG can be like slap in the face! It doesn't matter what your ethnicity is, it is just as powerful as saying "AHHAHAHAHA!".
Pierre Escargot: (speaks in French) (pauses) I'm a pretty little girl. Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!

Pierre Escargot: (speaks in French) (pauses) What time is it and why do you smell like cheese? Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!

(In a free MMORPG game)
Seller: Hey, want to buy a super-cool sword?
Buyer: hw mch?
Seller: Make me an offer.
Buyer: k.
Buyer puts all his coins into the trade window.
Buyer: were is sword?
Seller: It's in the trade window on my screen.
Seller: Dude just click OK, it's a known bug.
Buyer clicks OK, checks his inventory and sees no sword.
Buyer: scamer!!!1scmaer!!!!!
Seller-turned-scammer: Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh! LOL what a newb!!!
Scammed Buyer: FU! FUUU
Scammed Buyer runs after the Seller-turned-scammer.
Seller-turned-scammer runs away, trades all the coins to a friend in a crowded area, logs off, changes his dial-up access number, makes a new character name and repeats his technique on others. W00T! The French Laugh strikes once again!
2. c-blocker
definition: a c-blocker is a guy that will do anything in his power to make sure you don't take home a girl.
At a house party; When you tell the girl "its kinda cold outside wanna go up to my room", he will sping into action and give her his jacket.
At a bar; you will be in the zone with a girl and she's clearly into you, all you have to say is "wanna head back my place" and it would be a done deal, thats when a c-blocker goes in for the kill, he will walk up to the bar between you and her and say "hey can i buy you a drink",
c-blockers can even be your best friend; you can tell your buddies how much you like this girl and they will tell you to go for her, but every time she is around your c-blocker friend will hit on her or make sure he takes the seat next to her where ever you go together, often he will get ahold of her phone number and invite her places without you. when you ask him what the deal is and why is he all over her all the time? he will say "what, she's my friend too and i don't even like her in that way, your acting paranoid".
often a c-blocker will never succeed in landing the girl, his job is to make it impossible for you to get her.
mike, brody, and james are the most common names of c-blockers so watch out you could be next!!!
friend 1: What happend with you and the girl last night at the party?
friend 2: every thing was going great, i was about to take her back to my place when this guy came up to us and asked me if i tested negative at the clinic.
friend 1: when did you go to the clinic?
friend 2: i didnt that guy was just a c-blocker making up stuff so she wouldn't go home with me. after that she thought i had some S.T.D. and would not even talk to me
3. cl jerk
a craigslist seller who dosent leave contact information. a seller who doesn't respond to e mails or phone calls. a seller who sets up a time to meet and dosen't show.a seller who expects you to belive that all the bigscreen tv needs is a fuse. a seller who claims it worked last time he tried it, or it worked when you got it,and you somehow broke it. a seller who will sell something after you put down a deposite and have left to get the rest of the cash, and doesn't understand why you are pissed. ebay scamers gone local
the cl jerk thought i would buy his pile of junk without hearing it run first. his post has been up for 3 days and the cl jerk never did return my phone calls. i thought the guy was a cl jerk but he made things right. mikie the yorkie wishes cl jerks would go back to ebay.
4. ebay community
A myth, think about what ebay really is, a seller of add space on the internet. To say there is an ebay community makes as much sense as saying there is a times classified adds community. Think about what paypal is a money transference service. If paypal is part of a community then so is western union, and mastercard. Ebay likes to use the word community to make you feel warm, fuzzy, and safe. You may be warm and fuzzy but you are not safe. A community is a group of people with personal ties and mutual interests that makes them look out for each other. Ebay is a collection of buyers and sellers each pursuing their own self interest. A community controls, but also protects its' members, a lot of ebay refugees would tell you ebay doesn't really control or protect anyone. Many of ebays protections look got on paper, but are useless in the real world. Ebay is not a teddybears picnic,it is a walk in the woods and there are dangerous things in the woods, so be careful.
Why does Mr Whipple thrive ripping off ebay community members? How come so many members of the ebay community call other members of the community scamers,and liers. The only thing ebay community members seem to have in common is the belief that other members will try to use ebay,and paypal to scam them.
5. ebay ball dropper
A seller who sells something he doesn't have. Usually someone who plans to by locally with the buyers money and make a profit. Either the final bid is lower than the local cost, or the merchandise isn't available . Asking for a shipping date usually results in insults or threats but no shipping date.
Getting what I paid for from that ebay ball dropper was like pulling teeth.
6. Scamo
Camo used to scam people.
Paul used his scamo to get 20$
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