1 --- Aka Cash Shop Items, are virtual materials purchasable via real world currency. Such items would allow the purchaser to enhance, or rather alter a certain portion of the game, whether it were to make the game more visually enjoyable or become dominate.
2---A scam put out by most Korean gaming cooperation for their MMORPG for the soul purpose of profit. Making the game as shitty as possible so people would feel obligated to purchase premium items to better the game, even though the company could've just done that in the first place.
But NOOOOOOO, "We need the money to make the game better, even though all we do to expand the game is raise the level cap to make you mindlessly grind to get ten more levels while brainwashing you to believe game is the best, and the only way it could get better is Premium Items!"
Even though technically you do purchase Premium Items via real world currency, they first make you buy some unnecessary virtual currency that probably gives an obscure number that would still transact equally, an example would be if you get 1,000,000,000 Dickweeds for 1 dollar, it sounds and looks like your getting more bang for your buck but then you realize the cheapest thing on their scam shop is worth 30,000,000,000 Dickweeds.
-Premium Item: Boob enhancer
-Description: Increase your female character's breast by 10x from the G cup sizes they already are.
-Cost: 100,000,000,000,000,000 herpes aka 26 dollars.
Boy-1: "Dude check out all these premium items bought, best three hundred dollars I've ever spent."
Boy-2: "Too bad they expire then disappear in a week, lol"
Known as "the Jonas brothers" to teenyboppers and older, even more annoying fangirls alike, the blowass brothers are the next big corporate marketing scam by Disney, which will make a massive profit from them and eventually probably take over the world, at this rate. Like every other recent Disney superstar, everybody is talking about how great they are despite their generic musical style. Hopefully in six months no one will remember who they are, but by then Disney will have moved on.
12 year old: LYKEOMGZZ!!!!!1!111!111 I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS <33333 I'M GONNA MARRY NICK HE'S SO HAWTTTT.
intelligent older brother: You mean the blowass brothers, who lack musical talent and sold themselves out to a corporate giant?
older sister: Hey, that's not funny, I love the Jonas brothers.
N. A great country that many consider the best because of the vast oppurtunity, freedom, and protection that no other country in the world can offer. The United states began with a few unsuccessful British colonies in its northeastern region later to be named New England. Eventually a few succesful colonies made their way, mainly puritan settlements and Colonial America was born. All the way from 1607-1776 the United States lived under British rule until a few very revoultionary men got together and changed history forever. They declared independence and wanted to create a government not run by a monarch, an atrocity and impossibility at the time that could shake up Europe forever. These men proposed eventually proposed a grand system where every man chose who they wanted to lead them in three branches with checks and balances to insure no monarchy could begin, just simple representative democracy. But war ensued with the mighty British Empire, despite the poor odds the few Americans beat many and after a few unsuccesful governments were in place for twenty years the constituion we know today was born. So America went on still recieving any immigrant looking for oppurtunity.more...
During this time America continued to fight a few petty wars until its own civil war, a great bloodshed that abolished slavery, a mistake many a country has made, and for a time gave full rights to blacks. America continued to allow immigrants and by 1900 became a global super power with the defeat ...
Derived from the fusion of cronie and broseph, a croseph is a fellow co-worker, friend, or accomplice in any type of nefarious dealings.
1. "Yo croseph, stop working on that excel document and come watch cake farts in my office"
2. Boody: "Yo, croseph, how much will you give me to go drop my nuts on Carol and then make her hum "Lookin boy?"
Broham: "I won't give you anything, but i'm sure she'll give you herpes."
3. "Croseph, help me scam that gaggle of nuss back to your place so I can give one the rooftop rumble"
4. "Do NOT come at me like that, croseph, working more than 4 hours a day is for suckers"
Well, most of you who hate this game only hate it because you where addicted to it at some point in your life. I admit i was addicted to it when i was like 10 and i played until i was 12, i had about 3 friends playing on the account as well and it got to level 118 (a very high level in runescape). My account got banned and i made a new one and started to play again and i thought to myself wtf am i doing take a brake and play it again in about 2 years and see if u still like it. So i did this, two years have now passed and i see that this game is a good game but addictive, but very good for yourself if you use it right. Do all thing social and play when your bored and NEVER ON THE WEEKENDS, go outside and play with your friends or girl friends when they ask. After the two years i have started playing again and made a pure with 60 attack and strength and only play for about 4 hours a week at the max. This game is good it teaches you real life skills. I advise to play it, but if you find yourself playing it all day and your parents yelling at you to get of FUCKING LISTEN TO THEM K?. Don't be a fag on the game scam people and pretend to be a girl to get free STOOF of nerdy freaks. So on the whole, the game is a good game, play it, don't play it to much, do everything social, have a life, have fun, have a good life :). Cheers just a few suggestions to the addicted or to be addicted players of runescape.
-Scene at School in year 9more...
James: Fuck man i died last night, im going to have to play all weekend to get my STOOF back.
Bob: OMG MAN, you serious i got 99 smithing last night :).
Me: Sup nerds
Bob: Im not a nerd..
James: I think im king im not a nerd...
Me: I heard you all talking about runescape, 99 smithing and you have a cry cus u died thats pretty sad.
Bob and James: WE WERE NOT TALKING ABOUT RUNESCAPE
Me: Whatever i dont care, but get a life, and try looking at a person of the oppisite sex is real life, there more addicting than runescape, trying doing both if u see someone.
James: Fuck of Cunt
Bob: Fuck you dickhead
Later that night..
James: I think he was right, im going ring bob and talk to him
Bob: I was thinking the same thing lets organise to go to the beach with some mates and see if they can take along some chicky babes.
James: Sounds good
At school the next day.
Bob: Hey blake wanna go to the beach on the weekend
Blake: Nar, sorry ill ruin my rep hanging around nerds
Bob: I thought seriously about runescape i dont play it as much
Blake: Wtf is runescape
Bob: Oh umm...
Blake: Nar kidding with yah ill go
Bob: Sounds cool James is going to
Bob: Know any girls.
(A girl called emma (who had a crush on bob before he got addicted runescape (not played its a differnce) and was anti social person) was listening into there conversation at school and hearing that Bob had made freinds with blake and only playe...
Neopets WAS fun, addicting, kind, caring and overall a good website where you play fairly, explore worlds, buy items from shops, get a pet, paint your pet and chat on the boards.
Now it is filled with no-good staff trying to make money with pointless merchandise and games. For example, they make plushie and games in where you get them you get a code you enter to get some rare item or website theme. WOW
Here are the main problems with Neopets, the example are given below:
1. They "freeze" you for nothing or being too rich.
2. The staff are too obsessed in money
3. The Boards
4. They dont care about you, only themselves and thier friends.
5. Just dont play it.
1. Yes, I have been frozen about 3 times.more...
On my first account, I was frozen for having 1 million nps that I was saving and they said I scammed someone.
Next I made another one with a cloud Jubjub which I worked hard for the pb.If you didnt know already Jubjubs are wierd little fluffballs with teary eyes. I recieved a neomail to go to a scam website, and I refused. I made a board not to go to it. Then some stupid idiotic report-happy reported me of scamming when I clearly said NOT to go!!
One of the reasons why I think she reported me is because I had a cloud jubjub and I was a newbie, and she was playing for 8 and a half years and still have a red Lupe!
My third account got suspended for no reason either, I was lending an avatar item only if someone lent me another avatar item, and the same report happy reported me for scam, maybe because I was a newbie and I had a draik, but I got it fair and square in a random event! She still had that red lupe, level 1, and now that girl is on my death list >:)
2. Yes, the staff are. They recently made the "Neomall" with "neocash", a neopian currency which you have to pay for in Dollars, and all of the merchandise is sold in America, which is unfair to someone who plays in the UK or Australia.
That means you have to pay for customizable clothes for your pet, and even stuff for your neohome!
Intentionally texting the person you still care about (but whom you walked out on) with a message intended for the jerk you are now seeing. This is done to:
A) make the person you still care about (and whom treated you like royalty) either feel jealous about your new relationship or
B) make the person you still care about call or text you to let you know you texted the wrong person, thus giving the pathetic texter a chance to try to weasel back into the textee’s life.
The texter usually pities his/her own life because of the bad choices made and desperately wants their old life back.
It’s a pitiful, pathetic mind game. It’s also an updated version of the 1980’s classic scam in which the pitiful loser (realizing the new relationship sucks) sends flowers to him/herself with a romantic note in hopes the person they still care about (but whom they walked out on) would see arrangement and get jealous.
Tony: "Mike, I just got this crazy text from Zoey saying she hopes to see me again soon and be careful going home."
Mike: "Oh, Tony. You know she’s still bangin’ that new jerk. She wants out, she wants you back, and she wants you to call her. That, my friend, was a pity text. Pathetic."
Tony: "What a bitch."