scalloped neck 

Neck of a guitar; Where the neck has been scalloped.
Usually found on Lutes. When the fret has been scalloped (grooved) from one fret wire to the other (through the whole neck).
Yngwie Malmsteen popularized this spec with his Signature Fender Start. The neck it self can cost up to $900.
If taken to a local shop can be done for around $300 on a stock neck.
Richie Blackmore also had a similar guitar.

It does not allow you to play faster (in fact its harder to play, and get used to) Although bending and vibratto is performed better. Once one learns to play well on a scalloped neck, a regular neck will be easier to play than before.

guitar player: "Dude i scalloped the neck of my guitar"
guitar teacher: "Wholy motherfucker! That is the coolest thing ever! Let me see it... OMG!"

-scalloped neck

scalloped neck by smellofpenicillin September 21, 2005

scalloped 

if you rub your hand over your tire and it's not round. there is almost like a wave around the tire

I find that certain brands of tires are more prone to "scallop-ing" than others.

scalloped by JPSmack May 24, 2005

Scalloped 

So drunk that you forget where you are but not to the point of passing out.

I didn't plan on pissing on grandpa but I was scalloped!

Scalloped by ArualAigroegEdaj April 8, 2011

scallopwned 

To be pwned by scallops (can be used with other marine life).

Dude, that guy was scallopwned!

scallopwned by crazyguy832 December 7, 2006

scalloped potatoes 

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

scalloped potatoes by Shit guru June 30, 2017