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Human male masturbation; so called because stroking the erect penis resembles, albeit tenuously, the action of removing scales from a game fish in preparation for cooking
Dude, that stripper gave me blue balls. I'm going in the crapper to think about her and scale the bass, then calling it a night.
by C.C. Black October 18, 2007

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