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3. scalavino
3. a sexual act involving a paintbrush and a Tight end.
Andy: Did you hear about Erik?
Fred: What?
Andy: Instead of selling his art, he was in his PFW cubicle having a Scalavino
1. scalavino
Being obsessed and falling in love with someone that you just met regardless of distance.
My friend got all scalavino with a girl that lives in Delaware.
2. Scalavino
1. A pompous man
Fred: "Look at that guy with the big nose"

Andy: "He must be one of those Scalavino people"
4. scalavino
2. A bad artist. Someone lacking in formal artistic training
Dan: Thats some awful art over there.

Andy: $10000, that must be a Scalavino or something.
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