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A sausage queafer is someone that may or may not be a girl who "queafs" (farts) on a sausage or multiple sausage at the same time.
hey brian, stop *queafing* on my sausage thats my breakfast you smelley sausage queafer.


* ( queafing meaning farting)
by jeff x May 04, 2005