a german cat who enjoys watching and masturbating to male cat porn
Bill: I caught my cat pleasuring himself to male cat porn!
Steve: Wow, what a sausage cat!
A cat who cannot find his other end.
Sausage Cat: Guess what I've been doing today? Pooping. I've been pooping. A-lot~
I've never seen my other end. You know, my butt...I WANT TO LICK IT.