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When you cant get one off but your dick is so hard you take a fresh loaf of sausage and place it between your crack and balls and rock it back and forth and then eating it after its covered in poop and semen.
Damn i was trying to get one off last night and my mom walked in so i had to do the old sausage balls trick my uncle tom taught me after he got out of the pen.
by moneymike1 December 03, 2009

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