satnav woman 

A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.

"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.

satnav woman by Mr Ben July 18, 2006

satnav reliant 

When you follow your satnav even if it's taking you the wrong way.

Guy 1 - Dude, you're going the wrong way!
Guy 2 - Nah man, it's fine, i'm just following the satnav.
Guy 1 - You're so satnav reliant!

satnav reliant by MattIOW December 7, 2009

satnav roulette

Repeatedly selecting the same, often familiar, destination to see what route it will take you. Works best with units that offer dynamic routing based on traffic.

"I wonder which way I should drive home tonight? Time for a game of satnav roulette!"

satnav roulette by flashgordon1971 February 4, 2012

sat nav 

This is merely an abbreviation for "satellite navigation" part of the GPS or GNNS systems for navigation, pinpoint precise locations or other civilian and military uses. Pilot and sailors use this term. This is electronic vs manual navigation process.

Hey man Bob got a new boat complete with auto pilot slaved to the sat nav."

"Phil's plane has all his navigation connected to his sat nav."

sat nav by SeaPilot July 5, 2009

Shatnav 

How accurate one's aim is whilst on the shitter. Shatnavs do not work well in public toilets.

If you see skidmarks down the side of a toilet, the previous user's shatnav was poor.

Shatnav by A black mann May 23, 2009

Satnam

kind, handsome, athletic human being, always turns out to be successful, gets a lot of girls, many many girls, especially his buddys exes

"yo that satnams pretty cute."
"yeah i'd fuck him."

Satnam by Gathas grewal October 19, 2017

Santavious 

Santavious is a bad ass nigga and don’t give a fuck about you

Santavious will beat yo ass if u say something to him

Yeah right

Santavious by Yo mommy May 23, 2018