Satan Spawn

The kids who sits in the back of the bus planning how he will vote you. He also has a boat fettish.

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Satan-spawn

Typically things that are widely know to have crawled up from the depths of hell, including cats, gingers, most white girls, and Hillary Clinton.

I fucking hate cats, I swear they're satan-spawn.

Hillary Clinton may be smarter that Donald Trump, but at least Donald Trump isn't satan-spawn.

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An expression/question of disgust, anger and surprise due to an situation, person or object.

what in satins spawn are you doing liam?
what in satins spawn is this work

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... a replicate of the devil himself. A very evil, bitter, unrealing person... This phrase has been Coined.. yes OFFICALLY coined by Sheila R.

... he was a spawn of satan ...

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Babysitter 1 (to Babysitter 2):Oh GOD! The Spawn of Satan has arrived an hour early!!

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A really annoying kid, person, or one's mother-in-law.

Adam: Hey John, who're you talking to?
John: the spawn of Satan
Adam: Ah, your mother-in-law.

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evil animals, like little dogs. also can be really annoying children.

suzannah: quit peeing on the couch, spawn!
spawn: bich, ill do whatever i want!*barks*

"damn, that five year old is like, spawn or something!"

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