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A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.
"Damn! Lisa's is one smelly sasquatch."
by Paul January 11, 2004
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the act of shaving ones pubic hair and ejaculating on a woman and throwing it on her. This is widely known as the sasquatch.
i have a lot of hair stuck to me since Jimmy did the sasquatch on me last night
by Mr.Cuddles July 10, 2004
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The act of ejaculating on a girls face then throwing a pile of your shaved pubes on her face so she resembels Bigfoot.
Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a sasquatch as her Halloween costume.
by CBGB78 November 09, 2009
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One of many squatches, most commonly known to the layperson as "Big-Foot". The Sasquatch is a large ape-like being with a considerable amount of hair covering a decent amount of the body. Reproductive organs are known to be large. They are often mistaken for African-Americans; some actually believe the Sasquatch to be a distant relative of all African-Americans.

Can be found dining at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, with friends occasionally. Hates Jews for some unclear reason--possibly the stench.

Most Sasquai own 79' El Caminos and can been seen taking some leisure drives with Seasqaui. See Seasquatchfor more details on that type of squatch.

Sasquai are very compliable beings in that they will do jobs for the right price, even if it means to force younglings out of their own youth group/club. It has a profaning backround, and is angered easily. It feels no affection, but for the only thing it can ever love, the Seasquatch.
Captain: We're going to need some seasquonium to fight off this sasquatch.

Robert Smith Impersonator: Yes, back in Middle East, an angry tribe of sasquai bombed our base; fucked up my face. See this (motions to face) fuckin' leporacy. Fuck you.
by Matt June 06, 2005
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...uh oh, man i gotta sasquatch!!!
by WEEZEL February 14, 2003
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a hairy teenage girl that thinks shes the fucking hottest shit ever, but really shes fat, and hairy.
she thinks everyone is her friends, but they all hate her cause all she talks about is her.
shes the girl that sits there and talks about how she as no ass becuase she lost so much weight when really, she didnt lose any weight, and she never had an ass.

shes really fat, usually has a unibrow, and shaves her back.
dyes her hair abnormal colors, and looks like Whitney Houston.
*imagine sitting at lunch with her in the cafeteria*
girl-"hey marina whats up?"
sasquatch-"OMG,billy broke up with me, and now im going out with loren, but i still like billy, and still like loren, but idont know, lorens soo anooying, omg, and like soo is billy, but i really like billy you know???!!! OMG, i lost so much weight i dont have a butt anymore!!! isnt that amazing??!!! OMG, my aunt wont let me get my hair cut for 150$ so i have to only get it cut for $130, how lame is that?!?!! OMG,guess whos talking shit??!! wow what haters. PARTAY HARD BITCHES PARTAY HARD."
girl-"wow thank you for telling me things, I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT!"

by debra whittington April 05, 2008
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1.an extremly massive and huge person; one who is the size of 40 people; a fat ass
2. One who eats 24/7
Holy shit! That sasquatch is fat as hell! There is a sasquatch eating all my food!
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