samsong

SamSong is a creepy Chinese assassin who lives in the mystical land know as down under. He eats a lot and in approximately 20 years he will have eaten all the spicy chicken in the entire world. Not to be confused with SamSung TV's, he also hates the brand Sonny.

Ohhh Sh*t its SamSong hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo spicy chicken!

samsong by Daniel (see definiton) February 10, 2014

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susmongus dongus

The sussiest creamongus ever (more sussy that moo)

I can't believe I just saw susmongus dongus!!!! POGGERS

susmongus dongus by susmoo69420 May 16, 2022

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Sasmonger

The art of selling sas-related items. Such as potato bras and other breast enhancing products. A popular preference of the original Sas is mash potato as it gives a realistic effect. Sas is very much an expert in this area of merchandise as she often wears them herself.

'Did you go to the sasmonger then, your cleavage is wicked'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'

Sasmonger by sasmoore-welsh June 11, 2009

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sassmong

form of 1337 speak, being used as a noun,verb,adjective.
Originated in Australia.This word is often used to cause confusion amongst a relatively normal sentence or used to signify the end of a sentence.Sassmong is also used as a censor and to give the sentence a double entendre.The use of the word sassmong can be used to compliment or to insult.N;A sassmong can be either an insult or a compliment.V;To sassmong oneself,or another person,to do the sassmong.Adj;To appear sassmong, To act like a sassmong.

"You sassmong!","I wanna sassmong you","Kemp is so sassmong","Let's sassmong".

sassmong by pikachuuu April 26, 2008