Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

Sarcrasstic

Sarcrasstic: an adjective used to describe someone/something that is simultaneously sarcastic (the opposite of what you mean, can be an insult but does not have to be… punch up if possible, people!) and crass (could be vulgar, rude and/or asinine).

Pro tip:

Sarcrasstic comments are more effective with a deadpan delivery. Sarcrassm doesn’t have to be unkind.

Examples
1- Friend asking about my date

-“So how was it? Is he hot?”
-me thinking how hard he kittenfished me “yeah bruv. Total fire. Like major BDE. We’re def gonna be FWBs fr fr. W.”
-Damn girl u r sarcrasstic af.

2- Friend gives bestie compliment that bestie knows is meant as compliment but isn’t sure she likes the compliment.

-(friend) “That dress is giving major 1985 vibes. SLAY.”
-(bestie responds sarcrasstically) “Eff you very much.”
3- two lovers
-“I love you madly. God, you’re beautiful.”
-“I hate you very much, too, you hideous monster.”

Sarcrasstic by Sara Smilezalot March 30, 2023

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

Sargasm by roaring17s February 13, 2019

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

sargasm by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

sawgrass 17 

Used to describe your friends or co-workers that are balding tremendously in the front, however, have maintained a small patch of hair in the front of their head. This small patch resembles the 17th hole at the famous TPC Sawgrass Golf Course.

You should just shave your head bro, it looks like Sawgrass 17 on your dome! FORE!

sawgrass 17 by Jaycome June 10, 2008

sargasmo

The person who initiates the sargasim (the sarcastic orgasm).

Person A says "Your SO cool man (said in a sarcastic tone)."

Person B says "Stop being such a sargasmo"

sargasmo by Urban Pirate Gen October 7, 2009

Sargeras Emote 

From "Coffee With Sargeras", the Sargeras Emote is a whopping 6-character emoticon used only for the most colossally, life-alteringly incredible statements, situations, or instances. It is as follows:

>>}8^O

The Sargeras Emote can only be used for things where no other emote could possibly convey how catastrophically awesome its attached information is. Misuse will force Sargeras the World-Eater to come down from the Twisting Nether and consume you and 4chan. While nobody would miss 4chan, you'd probably like to keep your own life, so figure out some other way to get rid of /b/.

Correct Uses:

"Chuck Norris came out of the closet!!! >>}8^O"

Incorrect Uses:

"I lol'd. >>}8^O"

"HEEEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOOOU GUUUUUUUYS!!!! >>}8^O"

"I just wasted 5 minutes of my time making an Urban Dictionary definition of the Sargeras Emote! >>}8^O"

"Im in ur browser, infectin ur hardwarez >>}8^O"

Sargeras Emote by bezerika14 June 23, 2009