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Sargam is a triple threat; beauty brains and butt, she's got it all! Sargam means always being right and being a force of positivity and cuteness.
Person 1: Wow look at this girl, she's so perfect.
Person 2: Well, duh she is sargam.
Sargam by bourgeoisie November 23, 2017

Sargon's law 

Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.
SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'

Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'

SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'

Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
Sargon's law by espook April 18, 2015

Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ 

one of the most famous rulers of Iraq, who conquered the entire region and surrounding areas and made everyone his bitch and the entire region of Mesopotamia was at peace. His name means "the True King" in Akkadian
All hail king Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ

achieving sargood 

The act of sabotaging, whether intentionally or not, the goals of one's daily life in favour of extreme procrastination and dilly-dallying. This can include slaving away at the Keg for 9 hours straight, eating dinner/taking a shower for 2 hours and scrolling mindlessly through your Instagram feed.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Brian lately?
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!
Sargam is one of the nicest, most gorgeous, and crazy people you will ever know. When she walks into a room, it is like the whole world stops and she is just so amazing. Honestly, you cannot live without Sargam. Not only is she very athletic, but she is AMAZING at the arts. She says she isn’t good at things, but when you actually see her do them you have to take a moment to actually make sure it is real. Sargam is just a perfect, wonderful best friend and you would be so lucky to call her yours. Oh, and she is so crazy! She is the perfect person to goof around with and just have a good time. Sargam has so much energy, but every ounce of it is used for good. You really just can explain in words how amazing and perfect Sargam is at everything.
Person one; “Oh my goodness did you see Sargam the other day?”
Person two; “Yeah man, she was just good at everything.”
Person one; “I wish I was her best friend. She just lights up every room she walks into.”
Sargam by mhmm,its_me_alright April 22, 2020

Sarpomaa 

Ghanain name meaning the most beautiful and loyal girl. A rare and ancient name , she likes to laugh , when she out everybody is looking at her she is rare means very beautiful and loyal but still remains single until she finds the right one . She is hard working, very smart and observant and she has a spiritual sense . She is open to everyone . In fact she is the best mum and friend , she can convince you to do something without forcing you , a secret keeper you can tell her everything she will keep it , she has a lot of ideas seek advice from her but she hardly talk about herself make her comfortable and she will tells you everything. She is the men dream . Having a sarpomaa in your life will change your whole life into a blessing
Ryan: this girl she is soo beautiful

Betty: Yh that’s sarpomaa very beautiful and kind
Sarpomaa by Gigi7777 February 6, 2020