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9. sarge
the leader of the red team. Hates Grif and loves the suckup Simmons
Speaks in typical sarge voice.
I only drink the blood of my enemies! and occasionally a, uh, strawberry yoohoo, or a sasperella... grenadine! straight from the can! Deeeeelicious! Oh, and occassionally i do enjoy a Sex on the Beach, or a piiiina colada. If you like pina colada,yea, gettin caught in the rain, yea, if your not into yoga, yea, Grif just has half a brain, uh.
by Tobi D Mar 10, 2004 add a video
1. Sarge
someone who excessively masturbates, to the point of genital damage
That balding geochemist in the lab across the bridge is a major Sarge
2. Sarge
A large shit, or a massive dump or stool.
Dude, after eating granola cereal for breakfast, I had to take a Sarge. It sure did stink!
3. sarge
The act of going out and approaching people with the sole intention of getting it on with them.
Yo, let's go sarge some hotties!

Man, my sarging life has sucked lately.

Helen's always sarging blondes.
by mindmatter May 25, 2005 add a video
4. Sarge
Another word for a cunt, in polite terms a twat. It is just a general insult
If someone does something to annoy you, you may call them a sarge
5. Sarge
An old man that likes to sniff little boys bicycle seats.
"Sniff, Sniff"
by Xavier Cage Dec 24, 2003 add a video
6. Sarge
An elderly Jewish lady who takes rectal temperatures at the doctor's office.
The Sarge, she took my temperature man!
7. sarge
To masturbate in a public area.
New asian chick in cafeteria. Time to sarge
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