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A state of constant lethargy; alternately, to enter or remain in said state. Can be used as a verb or noun, and by extremely tricky folk, an adjective.
I was going to go see the Garfield movie, but I sarded and jerked off instead.
by feetarse July 06, 2006
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Slang word for 'bye' when leaving one or more people

also, if someone suddenly leaves the company of others, shouting this can be a reaction to their exit

can be used to full effect if very loud or stretched
"Rite see yaa!"

"SARD!"
by fake-tales-of-hull August 27, 2006
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To laze, to feel no special interest in doing something
"I sard looking at that"

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"I'm too fucking lazy to do it"
by anvpoan July 06, 2006
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An idiot who has to be sarcastic after almost, if not all statements.
Dude 1.) AGH! john is such a sard.
Dude 2.) Yeah everytime i say something he has some douchy sarcastic remark.
by griff69 December 08, 2008
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Shortened version of sardcore, which is a combination of savage and hardcore.
It would be sard to be a contract killer
by HermaphroGreg July 27, 2004
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A slang term for someone that is a native from the Italian island of Sardegna.
Dude, so we all thought she was from Rome. It turned out to be that she was a Sard.
by Rodrigo Duarte September 28, 2006
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n. in between a hard on and flacid weenis
"It's just a sard right now"
by kyle anthony October 20, 2003
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