Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

sarcastabitch 

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.

Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.

sarcastabitch by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

Sarcastibitch 

A woman who is simultainiously being sarcastic and a bitch.

Shut up sarcastibitch!

Sarcastibitch by gnicklaser March 10, 2003

Sarcasticity 

The amount of sarcasm that someone uses in a phrase of sarcasm.

HAHA thanks for the amount of sarcasticity you just used. or Did u not hear the amount of sarcasticity I put in that sarcastic phrase.

Sarcasticity by Tamior the Great September 14, 2009

sarcastitude 

a combination of sarcastic and attitude, that annoying attitude that a lot of girls have, unnecessary sarcasm, so sarcastic that you dont know when they are being serious or sarcastic.

boy: can i have a kiss
girl: yes
boy: are you serious?
girl: yes

boy leans in

girl: ugh ew i was giving you sarcastitude loser!

sarcastitude by gaydemonitis March 23, 2009

Sarcastibitch 

A sarcastibitch is anyone who uses sarcasm in a bitchy manor. The sarcastibitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel outrage afterward and it will be sure to point of possibly harm the sarcastibitch or self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.

John: Sarcasms is a lame way of insulting people
C.B: Oh, you are just too smart for it !
John: Of course I am !
C.B: I was just being sarcastic.
John: You fucking sarcastibitch !

Sarcastibitch by JohnnyWayne December 28, 2009

Sarcastrate 

To castrate someone with excessive and sharp use of sarcasm

Johnny: "Dude, how many band members are in a power trio?"

James: "I dunno dude, definitly fucking four. You know what better make it five cuz I don't think a fuckin' power TRIO would have three people!"

Johnny: "Damn dude, you just totally sarcastrated me"

Sarcastrate by sarcastrator January 22, 2011