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4.
The noun form of "sarcastic"
The word is used exclusively by cool kids, and anyone who used the word but isn't cool enough to pull it off is flogged with a dildo
Person 1: looket that annoying little sarcast over there.
Person 2: WTF you just say? You aint cool enough to pull that off
Person 3: OOOH! I SMELL A DILDO BEATDOWM
by daparagon October 14, 2011
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1.
verb form of sarcastic.
Archibald: "That's beautiful dress Marge."
Marge: "Well tha..."
Archibald: "... I sarcast."
by buffalo.soldiers March 16, 2009
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2.
A rebuttal for when someone tries to use sarcasm against you.
Girl: No, really? I never would have guessed.
Boy: DON'T SARCAST ME!
by xSecondHeartbeatx March 10, 2011
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3.
Someone who is sarcastic.
You're such a sarcast! I should thrash you to death with a wiffel ball bat.
by Chester March 04, 2005
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5.
one of the talented few who practices sarcasm as an art.
ostrawberryloveo153: i dont stalk him either
TheOutlandishOne: mhmm
TheOutlandishOne: oh, and did you hear that my name was santa claus?
ostrawberryloveo153: what?
TheOutlandishOne: it was an elegant version of 'and i'm santa claus.' i am a sarcast, as you know

by theoutlandishone January 04, 2008
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