Marge: "Well tha..."
Archibald: "... I sarcast."
Boy: DON'T SARCAST ME!
The word is used exclusively by cool kids, and anyone who used the word but isn't cool enough to pull it off is flogged with a dildo
Person 2: WTF you just say? You aint cool enough to pull that off
Person 3: OOOH! I SMELL A DILDO BEATDOWM
TheOutlandishOne: oh, and did you hear that my name was santa claus?
TheOutlandishOne: it was an elegant version of 'and i'm santa claus.' i am a sarcast, as you know