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A verbal reflex against stupidity. In my opinion one of the best types of humour.

- Sarcasm

*Man stumbles from a bar holding his stab wounded stomach and bumps into Guy*

Guy: Watch it prick!
Man: Oh I'm sorry. Is my dying getting in your way. Forget calling an ambulance, buy this man a drink.
by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009
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To say the opposite of what is obvious.

Created by the Arch Duke of Wales in the 12 century when he told the king that he "loved the Crusades!". The sarcasm was so missed that the king had 3 more.
Tom: "wow you hit your head really hard. Are you ok?"

Sally: " I FEEL GREAT! ass"

Tom: "really"

Sally: " That was sarcasm Get me some ice."
by SphenMcdanielles March 03, 2009
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The most hilarious way to respond to anything. Usually a stupid comment becuase you may just sound retarded saying something sarcastic to something smart.
A dad looks at his son eating a cookie and asks "what are you eating?"

To that the son uses sarcasm and says "green beans."
by ILJS April 28, 2009
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Bodys Natural Response Against stupid.
Stupid:sarcasm is a gay way of insulting.

Me:You're just too intelligent for it.

Stupid: Of course i am.

Me:I was being sarcastic, douchefuck..
by The Bon and only September 24, 2008
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When one says something, but usually means the opposite.
Used sometimes in order to belittle someone and make them seem retarded... or equally to amuse and impress them with your mind. Indeed.

Betty: June hi! how are you today?
June: Menstral cycle - it's like I got a fire and ice show going off in my lower regions. It's fantastic.
Betty: Owh, doesn't sound it!
June: Umm... sarcasm?
Betty: No I'm not being sarcastic, it really doesn't sound it!
June: *slaps head*
by Hannah Forster May 21, 2007
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God's gift to man.
Incredibly humourous if used correctly.
sarcasm:

Billy-"Is sarcasm really God's gift to man?"
Me-"No, I just said that for no reason. F-nugget."
by ;klajd;jka February 20, 2006
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The best language for someone who asks stupid questions, someone who states the obvious or generally, a dumbass
Dr. House speaks sarcasm

I speak two languages: english and sarcasm
by J'adore UD November 01, 2009
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