An ultra wealthy town in Northern california. It has some of the highest rated schools in the nation, and host many billionaires. Seriously, the poor in saratoga have only 1 HD flat panel. The only town in the world where one can play punch lambo, rather than punch bug, there are that many rare cars there. Everyone in the area is a certifiable genius. Even the guys who smoke weed everyday will get into a 4 year college.
by Saratogan January 4, 2011
The richest town in Upstate New York, where even the preppy kids smoke weed. Most kids wear polo and lacoste and listen to Dave Matthews Band, and attend his concerts yearly at SPAC. Birkenstocks, Jeep wranglers, and mercades benz are all popular. Really good at sports, Especially CREW and TRACK. One of the most challenging highschools in the Nation. DANK ASS downtown!
by chicckkkywhattt June 19, 2006
1. a place in New York
2. a war battle
3. a town in northern California's Santa Clara County with a population of 30,000, full of rich people with big houses who work their asses off in school. However, contrary to what "saratogasux" says (and contrary to popular belief), most Saratogans are not snobby assholes.
2. a war battle
3. a town in northern California's Santa Clara County with a population of 30,000, full of rich people with big houses who work their asses off in school. However, contrary to what "saratogasux" says (and contrary to popular belief), most Saratogans are not snobby assholes.
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by L. Matthews May 2, 2004
1. A place in NY
2. Full of kids that have too much money and time with no parental supervision. Mass drug and alcohol use to the point where the school should just be held at rehab.
2. Full of kids that have too much money and time with no parental supervision. Mass drug and alcohol use to the point where the school should just be held at rehab.
by Jack of all Trades October 15, 2005
by anonymous00001 July 2, 2005
by tom March 18, 2005
A rich suburb outside of San Jose, California, filled with rich, boring, ugly, people.
The asian teenagers rule the high school, making white teenagers the minority, therefore being discriminated against. Even though the asians rule Saratoga, they tend to be boring and study non stop and consider an A- failing. Since the asian students, who take up over 65% of the student body, are so focused on only academics, it causes the sports teams to all suck.
All the teenagers dress preppy in Hollister and Abercrombie, and if they don't, they get made fun of for not being preppy like the rest of them.
Also in the town, there are many elderly people who you don't see come out of their houses much, but who can blame them since there is nothing to do in Saratoga. Downtown Saratoga is filled with overpriced restaurants and nail salons run by people who speak with such thick accents you cannot tell what they are trying to ask.
The asian teenagers rule the high school, making white teenagers the minority, therefore being discriminated against. Even though the asians rule Saratoga, they tend to be boring and study non stop and consider an A- failing. Since the asian students, who take up over 65% of the student body, are so focused on only academics, it causes the sports teams to all suck.
All the teenagers dress preppy in Hollister and Abercrombie, and if they don't, they get made fun of for not being preppy like the rest of them.
Also in the town, there are many elderly people who you don't see come out of their houses much, but who can blame them since there is nothing to do in Saratoga. Downtown Saratoga is filled with overpriced restaurants and nail salons run by people who speak with such thick accents you cannot tell what they are trying to ask.
by musicaddict July 18, 2008