A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.
Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!
by The Strange Duck May 28, 2005
An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.
Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
by Cazz January 31, 2006
The opposite of an attractive female.
" I hate to say this but you're ugly.....Sarah Jessica Parker ugly, sorry "
by Bill Abnovsky August 21, 2006
A whore who badly represents women as shopaholic, materialistic bitches who obssess over getting some dick and are highly unstable.
by CrimsonBlues January 05, 2005
(1) One of the ugliest woman ever to walk the face of this earth.
No talent actress who had to spread her legs on many casting couches before she shot to fame playing a vile loose whore in the show "Sex in the City"
Since that shops demise has made an eager living on poorly made roamntic comedies, where she still plays whores.

(2) Any woman who thinks she's all that when in reality she's nothing but a tramp with a loose hole.
Did you see Candy at Faces she was such a Sarah Jessica Parker
by Glenn Griffiths September 06, 2006
an ugly bitch who desperately needs a nose job.
That ugly bitch Sarah Jessica Parker is on that show Sex in the City which is a stupid show.
by Stacy July 26, 2006
See Dee Snider. Vocalist for Twisted Sister.
If you type in Dee Snider in google, Sarah Jessica Parker's image appears.
A cougar with a propensity to be a dirty whore with no ability to be sexually attractive besides her cheeks which look like they're permanently giving BJ's. It resembles a cross between a bad sex change and a horse.
Sex change really turned him urr her into a Sarah Jessica Parker.
by Sandra Di March 28, 2008

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