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sap attack 

To obtain a person's drink and proceed to take turns chugging it with one or more cohorts until the drink is depleted
Sap Attack instigator (to sap attack victim) "Yo, let me get a sip of your drink"
Sap Attack victim (to sap attack instigator) "Okay, here yo go"
Sap Attack instigator (to sap attack wingman) "Sap attack?"
Sap attack Wingman (to sap attack instigator) "sap attack."
Instigator and wingman take turns chugging drink
Sap attack instigator (to victim upon completion) "Sap Attack!"
sap attack by Eel Leinahtan June 22, 2007
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shattackular 

adj. a performance or product of such extremely poor quality that it results in the loosening of its viewers bowels
Jessica Alba's performance in Good Luck Chuck was shattackular and I was forced to change my pants.
shattackular by Jake Gosselin January 11, 2009

spatjack 

To cum onto somebody; to do a cumshot.
Ouch! You spatjacked in my eye you cunt!
spatjack by Bradders1011 November 9, 2006

japattack 

Being backstabbed by a co-worker at the office, causing irreparable damage to one's career.
I've just been fired, because my sonofabitch coworker japattacked me in a peer performance review.
japattack by Quincy H. April 5, 2006

Swagattack 

To have an abundance of swag!
"look at those kids over there, I think they are having a swagattack..... to much Swag?"

"Lilly, Conor and Gillian have so much Swag, their middle names should be Swagattack."

"Woah, look at him; he's having a swagattack day!"
Swagattack by #LemonadeLovaaaaaa December 7, 2011

Sarkattack 

the feeling after eating at Sarkis, in Evanston Illinois. A feeling of joy, happiness, pain, amnesia, heartburn, nausea, and a heart attack all rolled in one.

Also applied to eating any amount of food in large quantities to the point of great pain/joy.
Graham: i got dibs on the cheesy hash

Trin: Dude im still eating it

Graham: sarks is so pro

Trin: i ate so much im havin a sarkattack
Sarkattack by thecommonfiasco January 24, 2010

sap attack 

one person asks for a sap of someone's drink, then 1 or more of their friends comes and they pass the drink around making sure the drinks owner does not get the drink back, finish the drink, and then throw the bottle down on the ground and taunt the drinks owner. additional moves can be added, when drinking, such as thru the legs, around the back, whatever you want.
"hey fool, lets sap attack ian" "you just got sap attacked!"
sap attack by R-Unit69 June 5, 2007