The act of expressing your innermost feelings at the most inappropriate of moments. Usually expressed at a time of drunken stupor. Sap-ranting embellishes camaraderie or love for a specific hoe.
Friend 1: "Dude, this is totally a sap-rant, but I love you more than an electric toothbrush up my ass."
Friend 2: "Bro, you're emotionally ravishing. I love Colgate. Lets go get Sushi."