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15.
(verb) to make outrageous homophobic statements in order to conceal one's true sexuality.

(noun) one who santorums.
Jeff: Yo man did Mike tell you he hooked up with 3 chicks last night?
Chris: He told me five. Are you sure he's not just a Santorum?
by angry Christian January 09, 2012
 
16.
The Cure To Gingrich Disease
This Santorum got rid of my Gingrich
by OBAMNEYRICHTORUM., December 12, 2012
 
17.
A mental health facility for individuals who base their reality and decision making on advice from imaginary friends. Literally, the voices in their heads tell them what to do.
"We had to put granddad in a santorum. He tried to suffocate grandma with a pillow because the voices in his head said that she is a soul sucking demon."
by Ronald Reagan's Ghost March 06, 2012
 
18.
2012 candidate for the Republican presidential nomination; has somewhat extreme views
Who's running for president for the Republicans again?
Oh, it's Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul and some other guy.
by someonewithabettervocabularly March 08, 2012
 
19.
A real solid principled conservative who cares about his country and wants the best for everyone.
American really needs a santorum now more than ever.
by tfc1059 February 14, 2012
 
20.
Santorum, Rick. A conservative politician who previously served as a United States Senator from Pennsylvania, who is seeking the 2012 GOP Presidential nomination.

Santorum is the focus and victim of an SEO campaign started by a gay activist who suffers from heterophobia that started in 2003 that continues to this day.
Santorum placed a close second in the 2012 Iowa Caucus, despite a 9-year-old SEO campaign against him.
by Truth in Politics January 09, 2012
 
21.
A former Senator of PA.
Santorum got pwned in the 2006 election.
by bring November 07, 2006