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(verb) to make outrageous homophobic statements in order to conceal one's true sexuality.

(noun) one who santorums.
Jeff: Yo man did Mike tell you he hooked up with 3 chicks last night?
Chris: He told me five. Are you sure he's not just a Santorum?
by angry Christian January 09, 2012
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1. the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is often the result of anal sex.
ew.. dude... i cant belive you and ur homo boyfriend just got santorum on my bed... sickk...
by Britt December 23, 2004
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This Santorum got rid of my Gingrich
by OBAMNEYRICHTORUM., December 12, 2012
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A mental health facility for individuals who base their reality and decision making on advice from imaginary friends. Literally, the voices in their heads tell them what to do.
"We had to put granddad in a santorum. He tried to suffocate grandma with a pillow because the voices in his head said that she is a soul sucking demon."
by Ronald Reagan's Ghost March 06, 2012
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Santorum got pwned in the 2006 election.
by bring November 07, 2006
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Santorum, Rick. A conservative politician who previously served as a United States Senator from Pennsylvania, who is seeking the 2012 GOP Presidential nomination.

Santorum is the focus and victim of an SEO campaign started by a gay activist who suffers from heterophobia that started in 2003 that continues to this day.
Santorum placed a close second in the 2012 Iowa Caucus, despite a 9-year-old SEO campaign against him.
by Truth in Politics January 09, 2012
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The last name of former Pennslyvania Senator Rick Santorum who shocked the political world during the 2012 presidential nomination process by getting within 8 votes of winning the Iowa Caucus having come from relative obscurity. Santorum is a practicing Catholic, a father to five (including one with a disability and also fathered a still-born child), and believer in fiscal responsibility and family values.
Rick Santorum is a former senator from Pennslyvania.
by WC333 January 04, 2012
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