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A luke warm mixture of pubic hair and santorum. Similar to thick soups like porridge, this tasty snack is usually eaten out of a bowl. Adding mayonnaise can add to the flavor.
"Yum! Mommy, that santorum salad is soooo tasty! Can we have some more for brunch tomorrow after church?"
by Herm Gomez August 18, 2007