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A large man in a red suit who hates Jews and all other non-Christians. Santa Clause is a rampant consumerist and breaks into houses for milk and cookies.
That fat-fucker Santa Clause didn't leave me any presents because he is intolerant.
by N. Bading November 19, 2006
 
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When a gay guy with a beard sucks a guy's penis and he pulls it out of his mouth and get semen all over his beard.
Dude, I gave colin the worst Santa Claus ever.
by Mr. Doty September 23, 2008
 
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Big fat dressed up red guy. The american rip-off from the dutch 'sinterklaas'. He has been used by coca cola to market their product and now is one of the most important icons around christmas time. He is fat because he is set to american standards. Santa claus is sometimes refered to as Santa or the man who brings presents on christmas eve. Santa is believed to live on the north pole, but seen his enormous profits and exploitation of little people his second home is believed to be in india.
> Who's the fat guy exploiting those reindeers and little helpers?
< That's Santa Clause
by Elger October 26, 2005
 
31.
Pulling out of your male partners ass then ejaculating on their face. You would then use the semen to draw a mustache and beard (white like Santa Claus).
Damn rick, your ass is so tight. Now be a good little elf and let me Santa Claus you'
by chris kringle October 04, 2006
 
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A talking piece of poo who says: "Howdy Ho! Ho! Ho!" , as seen on South Park (those guys are so smart).
If you see santa claus floating in the toilet then be sure to flush it down so the next person doesn't have to see/look at it.
by Santa licks penis December 21, 2005