Matt was acting like such a santa the other day my 5 year old nephew started crying when he asked if he wanted to sit on his lap.
a fat man who falls down your chimney on christmas and eats all your cookies and drinks your milk
~gives you gifts but writes exactly like your parents
~is super old like 1,000 years old
~brings joy to everyone!! :]
Child 1: I love santa
Teen: santa is gay
Synonym for big, fat lie. When children are about 10 years old, their santa-genes evolve and they realize the truth, that Santa is a lie.
Oh come on, kid! Santa is a big, fat lie!
Isn't real. DEAL
santa is a fat man in a red suit
large hairy man that breaks into your house once a year. see peadophile
sit on my lap lil children and i will show my sweet SWEET candy!
Some old fat bastard with a pissed off wife because he only comes once a year, and its down everybody elses chimney.
Did Santa cum down your chimney too?
A man that ought to be caught and arrested. Who else can go into someones house with a big sack in to middle of the night?
Not much of a difference, right?
Many abductors could dress up as santa clause and not be caught.