While is commonly believed to be a large jolly man giving presents to small children, he is actually Satan. see: Satan
. This fact is obvious based upon how Santa is spelled the same as Satan, only the letters are switched.
"oh dear god! It's Satan come to make people forget the real meaning of christmas by dressing up in a red suit and giving kids gifts!"
Santa Claus, St. Nicholas, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, or simply Santa, is an allegorical, fictional, or symbolic gift-giving person, based on the historical Saint Nicholas, who distributes presents to sleeping children and adults who have been "good" all year and coal to those who have been "bad" all year; traditionally during the night of December 24, Christmas Eve. Santa Claus is an eminent character in the hearts and minds of millions of children and adults around the world who believe in him. The popular American form Santa Claus originated as a mispronunciation of Dutch Sinterklaas, which is a contracted form of Sint Nicolaas (Saint Nicholas).
Father Christmas is a well-loved figure in many countries and predates the Santa Claus character. Father Christmas is similar in many ways, though the two have quite different origins. Using 'Santa' in places that predominantly call him Father Christmas may be viewed as an Americanism, although they are generally nowadays regarded as the same character. Santa Claus is inexorably tied to Christmas in American culture, but in some cultures, he is not associated with Christmas at all, arriving on a different day (for instance December 6th, St. Nicholas' day) while baby Jesus brings presents on Christmas eve.
* 1 Overview
* 2 Historical origins
* 3 Santa Claus in popular culture
o 3.1 Santa Claus rituals
o 3.2 Ho, ho, ho
o 3.3 Santa Claus's reindeers' names
santa....hes the meany bofeany that tells u to ask for something and never gets u the exact thing that u want and then acuses u of bein bad and gives u a lump of coal instead. no one even likes him there all like get away fat man....
like when u ask for a bike and he gives u a bloody pair of sox nd ur all like i asked for a bike... and then ur all like wheres my fukin bike then hes all like hohoho nd ur like u said wat nw?????? fuk u santa what the fuk is ur problem and then u chuk a brik at his head and he sqaushes rudolf nd ur like all crying coz rudolfs dead and ur like all watd rudolf ever do to u!!!
An aging horny white obese male, 5,3, white beard and moustache, supposedly artificial, is reported to come into every North American, rich middle-to-upper class white household, and givs them presents on account of being good. However if so is not the case, and if there are members that were acting naughty, then he strips down naked, and climbs into children/hot daughter/wife/and or mother's beds while giving them a wet orgasm and rubbing their insenuous body parts with aspercreme. He is reported to abduct some of the members and lock them away in a cage on his ranch in Fall Springs, PI
BE good or Michael Moo..err Satan will get you
santa is secretly satan and he just decided to scramble his name...ever wonder why there's so much commotion on the roof on x-mas eve??...yea he's just screwin the elves and reindeer...and he only goes in ur house to get a piece of ur mom's ass (i saw mommie kissin santa clause underneath the mistle toe last nite...)...and they say hell will never freeze over...explain the north pole...it's just to throw u off!
1.)mommie...where's daddy on xmas eve?
2.)why does santa where so much RED?
3.)wut's that point thing sticken out of his pants?
4.)mommie...santa dropped this magazine. Why aren't these girls wear any clothes?
5.)daddy...why does mom always kiss santa?
7.)no wonder why i always get wut i want...my mom's a porn star...
move one leter and you get satan that is probly why no one ever gets anyhitng good from him
santa really is satan because he never gives poor kids presents.
Santa is Satan.It's not just the spelling either.Do a little research.Sheesh.
Satan sucks the big one.