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santa....hes the meany bofeany that tells u to ask for something and never gets u the exact thing that u want and then acuses u of bein bad and gives u a lump of coal instead. no one even likes him there all like get away fat man....
like when u ask for a bike and he gives u a bloody pair of sox nd ur all like i asked for a bike... and then ur all like wheres my fukin bike then hes all like hohoho nd ur like u said wat nw?????? fuk u santa what the fuk is ur problem and then u chuk a brik at his head and he sqaushes rudolf nd ur like all crying coz rudolfs dead and ur like all watd rudolf ever do to u!!!
by santas a dik May 06, 2006
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Jolly, joy spreading fella!! By the power of Christmas magic fits his rather rotund posterior down the chimney where little darlings wait eagerly for his presents.
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
listen here I'm telling you why,
Because santa claus is coming to town.
by Dave and Lucy December 12, 2003
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An old, fat guy who likes little kids sitting on his lap.
Santa is a pedofile....
by B.M.J. January 12, 2007
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31.
1)A student counselor who does counseling for free and brainwash all the students and make them geeky nerds and selfish bastards. Guys who follow him are known as "SANTAS"

2)A guy/girl who follow the teaching of Santa(the counselor)
guy1 -"Dude what's up with peter? he's acting weird these days!"

guy2 -"The bastard has become a santa I guess, look at him he's become a bookworm now!"
by jeramylopez2 June 02, 2010
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32.
a fat old man who wears red and smokes a lot of pot which is why hes always laughing.

satan
damn look at santas's shit!

santa be smokin that muthafuckin pot or he aint laughin

i hear santa give out shit for dem youngins
by 08ersk8erh8er January 11, 2004
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33.
Really a Mexican, Santa tricks the white people into believing he is white also. By doing this, it enables him to enter your house, and steal your food and/or other things. His "reindeer" are actually a band of armadillo, chihuahuas, and small Asian children. A sign he has been to your house is the smell of Corona and so off brand chips bought at Dollar General.
Child "Mom, what is that smell?"
Mom (Crying) "that's the smell of Christmas honey."
Child "Where are the presents?"
Mom "They are in the pawn shop by now. That stupid beaner Santa"
by Erik (kamanashi) December 23, 2008
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Santa is a jolly old man with a long white beard. He dresses in all red. He likes to break into your house on the 25th of December. You might want to watch out for him.
Oh my god, Santa is here!
by ~Jay~ January 04, 2006
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Fat white guy who breaks into your house while everyone is asleep to eat your cookies and drink your milk.
Bob: "God dammit, I'm out of cookies and milk again!"
Santa: "Hohoho, merry christmas!"
by jawbreakerLOL February 19, 2010
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