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A stalker of small children.
A pervert of the kids. A slave Driver of the elves. A thief of the cookies. A legal immigrant to the world. A rebel without a cause. Have you ever wonder what happens to children that wake up to find him? He rapes them then bashes there heads again the chimney. He watches you, Everywhere. Him and God are bother helpless stalkers. What do we do to this flying, fat, red blob of jolly madness? I say we touch his jolly ass. He's obviously a terrorist. He isolates his workers so no one from our outside world could know, That Santa has a thing for the butt. Unscramble Santa. And you get Satan. Santa is the Devil. Santa toke over Jesus Christs Birthday. It's cause Santa is Satan. He even wears Satan's theme color. Red. Also the color of Blood. Scared Yet? You should Be. Santa Clause:: Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!
Kid:: I want a hot wheels toy set! Santa:: I want to show you the toys in my master bedroom that has padlocks on the doors Kid:: Yaaay! |
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| 2. | Santa Claus | ||
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Santa Claus is a creepy stalker who tries to make up for it by giving you gifts. He "sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, knows if you've been good or bad". See? Stalker. Not only that, but he knows where you live, your name, who you have a crush on, and everything else about you. Also rather stalkerish. Plus, he's a fatty. He must be what, 500 pounds? How does he fit through the chimney? And if you don't HAVE a chimney? He's also a greedy thief, as he steals your milk and cookies if you leave them. D: Another thing would be his signature laugh, "Ho ho ho!", which is hardly nice if you get what I'm saying. D: The bottom line: Santa Claus is a greedy thief, creepy, and a stalker. This freaky boy is stalking me! He's such a Santa Claus!
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| 3. | Black Santa | ||
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An ignorant person who not only breaks into your house , but eats all of your fried chicken, drinks all of your grape kool-aid and steals all your Christmas presents under the tree. Kevin: Yo Christian, what'd you get for Christmas?
Christian: I didn't get nothing man. That nigguh, Black Santa broke into my house and stole all my presents. (burst into tears) Kevin: It's alright, we'll probably see him on the ten o'clock news tonight. |
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| 4. | santa | ||
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the one jesus hates for hogging the spot light during christmas time "mommy, why do they call santa time, christmas, shouldn't it be santamas ?"
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| 5. | reverse santa | ||
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The opposite of giving gifts...stealing them. Oh my gosh Cindy. Someone stole my wallet! What a reverse Santa!
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| 6. | ebaum | ||
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eBaums World, a site with hilarious material that was all stolen from other sites without their consent, and stamped with is watermark. Some stolen content included a few looping pictures of Linsday Lohan where she doesn't change facial expressions, and a crazy lady talking to a telemarketer which was literally on his site the next day after appearing on YTMND.com
If only people like Ainolketta and Santa knew the truth. In fact they probably work for eBaums and are trying ot make them sound better. Eric Baumen: teehee, I'm going to go on y-t-m-n-d.com and steal all their funny and origional content, put my watermark on it, then make fun of them and call them pimply faced maladjusted preteens whos parents dont love them. eBaum rules!!!!11!
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| 7. | SATA | ||
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An abbreviation used on Final Fantasy XI
The Thief abilities, Sneak Attack + Trick Attack used together. Also called SAnTA or Fuidama. ElvaanWAR: ZOMG j00 see that THF?
HumePLD: Ya, He SATA'd the WHM... ElvaanWAR: XD |
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