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Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents. Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.
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| 2. | Santa Claws | ||
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Santa Claws has a variety of definitions.
a)A tiger forging a letter from the North Pole and misspelled Santa Clauses' name. b)The patron saint of claws. c)Santa Clauses' son and heir (will soon become the replacement in a couple hundred years) 1. Jimmy: I will soon be coming. Sincerely, Santa Claws.
Jimmy: waddaya do that for? Tiger: munch, munch... 2. In Switzerland, people often offer flowers and cuticle softeners to Santa Claws. 3. Santa Clause: Claw, you will have to pick one of the reindeer to be your favorite. Son: Dad, what's that head doing on the top of the sleigh? Santa Clause: Well, Rudolph's nose still worked even while he was dead... |
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