hand sanitizer kink 

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans

person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

hand sanitizer kink by kappakappa October 4, 2021

Hand Sanitizer 

The most expensive thing during the corona virus

Damn that hand sanitizer is expensive

Hand Sanitizer by RogueAssassin March 5, 2020

hand sanitizer 

A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.

I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.

hand sanitizer by Jeremy X Universe March 22, 2016

sanitized 

Cleaned. Cleared of all bad things. Clean enough to eat your dinner from.

The toilet was sanitized and was a joy to sit on.

sanitized by kozzoo March 30, 2009

hand sanitizer 

Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.

I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.

hand sanitizer by The Lamp of Enlightenment November 25, 2009

Hand Sanitizer 

Liquid gold in today’s society.

Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.

Hand Sanitizer by Not All Heroes Wear Drapes March 29, 2020

Hand Sanitiser

Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.

Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies

Hand Sanitiser by Claphead145 November 10, 2020