1. A short (sometimes fat) mom who gives her kids (little angels) absolutely no freedom by scheduling everything known to man. Between 3:30 and 6:30. Even scheduling time able to be spent with friends. They also drive the biggest SUV/ minivan around and complain about gas prices. The inside do there SUV/minivan is usually filled with cheerios, sticky stuff, and other assorted snacks and drink causing a weird funky-ass smell. They are also the people at soccer and other non-contact sport) resulting in the growth of pussy children) with noise making objects such as horns, air horns, and other loud obnoxious things. You may also see them taking over the road and cutting you off on the road resulting in flipping people off, head-on collisions, and ass kicking. They are also the people who put censors on anything. You can’t say a curse near the children otherwise you will get yelled at. There kids are based around being spoiled and ESRB ratings, movie ratings and edited music. They are the people with the kids who yell at there parents and control the household. Usually married but dad is never around.
While driving in my 69 Roadrunner to buy my kids the new Grand theft auto game and a KORN CD, a Dodge Caravan cut me off nearly hitting my car resulting in a soccer mom ass whooping. When I got to the store and my kids got the game and CD, another soccer mom (who was buying her bratty children 2 copies of the same Sponge bob game) told me that am inappropriate for children so I told her to fuck off and let me raise my own children. Then while blasting the KORN CD near a soccer game a heard of coffee drinking soccer moms told me to turn it down because of language which I just turned up even louder.
A scary creature that lives under your bed. Your objective is to get it onto your ceiling. If you look under your bed and its awake it screams in your face then eats you. Biggie smalls and Tupac looked at it when it was awake and they died. After you get it on your ceiling you dont die. When people walk buy it kills you. Lol!
"AMAGAD Johnny that OOBERGOOSTER is eating my face" Said Sally. "Lol!" Said Johnny.
The BEST show ever aired on Nickelodeon! It's about four kids that live in California and are awesome at every extreme sport ever invented. The characters are Otto, Reggie, Twister, and Sam. Otto is a little cocky and concieted. He has red hair with dread locks. Reggie is the only girl in the gang because she is a tom-boy. She has purple hair and nobody knows why. Shes pretty nice though. Twister is my favorite character because he is really funny and cool. He wears a hat and a small piece of his hair sticks out. He's also kind of stupid but whatever. The last and least is Sam. He's so fat!! He's from Kansas and he has blond hair and glasses. He's also a nerd. His mom is really over protective! He's weird but he is a killer goalie!! They always call visitors of there beach shoobies which i find hilarious!!! They also always do this woogie woogie thing which is pretty funny. if you dont like rocket power you need help. NOW!
Otto: Yo dude, look! Here comes those stupid shoobies!
Twister: Uhh... i hate those guys! They always get in our way while we are trying to surf! IDIOTS!
Sam: My moma's gonna go balistic when she sees that i got my shirt all sandy!
Twister: Shut up Sam! No one cares!!
Reggie: Twister thats no way to talk to the new kid!
Otto: Look! Watch me hang 10!
Reggie:It's not that cool!
Otto:Shut up or i tell Raymundo!
Reggie:I dont care...
Twister:haha. fighting...ROCKET POWER!!