Orgasms. An easy way to talk about sex in public.
Jake: Yo, the ladies here are sauce. Ive been makin my own sandwiches for like three days.

Kyle: Naw, this girl Jenny that I met by the pool makes me sandwiches three times a day; breakfast , lunch, and dinner, haaa.

Jake: shiiiiiit.
by k and D sessions June 11, 2005
Sexual intercourse
(In general, though commonly referring to a threesome)
1: How do you like your sandwiches? While standing...sitting?
2: I prefer to have my sandwiches in bed, or in public. Depends on my mood.
by LB Theatre November 25, 2008
The move one does to place one's self in-between (literally or figuratively) the two most attractive members of the opposite sex in any social group. The most common and irritating kind is when the one performing the sandwich is also physically desirable.
Did you see her sandwich herself inbetween those two last night?? That enigma needs to leave some for the rest of us!
by TheFartingEnigma April 24, 2011
1. Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat or cheese placed between them.

2. A partly split long or round roll containing a filling.

3. One slice of bread covered with a filling.

4. Something resembling a sandwich.

5. What Billy must not forget.
Billy! Don't forget your sandwiches, that I made you. Sandwiches.
by Peter May 01, 2004
Two slices of bread with awesome in-between. Butter optional. Cheese, not optional
Sandwich Bread tastes exponentially better with Bacon in between.
by M4chin3 October 30, 2011
The new term for MILF, derived from the Busted Tees SILF (sandwich i'd like to fuck) t-shirt. Since one can no longer yell MILF! in order to point out a milf when in public, it can be replaced with sandwich. If a person yells sandwich in public, nobody will think anything of it, except that maybe you are crazy...
Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL MILF
MILF: (SLAP'S BRO 1 ON THE FACE)
Bro 2: Yo man, you can't just yell milf anymore, everyone knows the meaning.

Following day..

Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL SANDWICH!
MILF: (CONTINUES TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS)
Bro 2: That total what?!?
Bro 1: That total sandwich man; that's the replacement for MILF, so I don't get slapped across the face like yesterday.
by I AM MCLOVIN September 15, 2007
Another term for marijuana, in reference to the tv show "How I Met Your Mother"
Me: put out your sandwich, the Dean's coming.

You: Dude, this sandwich is too big for me.
by lilie_69 February 07, 2012

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