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The study of sand, surf, beaches, waves, water, shells, flotsam, jetsam, dunes, the coast, and the seaside. A never-ending course in the University of Life.
"What are you doing today?"

"I'm studying sandology"

"You mean you're going to the beach?"

"Um, well, er, yes!"
by beachcomber May 06, 2012