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13.
To wake up early in the morning in the dead of winter with the sole intent of taking an excessively long shower. A true Sander is done when you know that everyone else is waiting and relying on a shower to get them through the day. Getting Sandered may result in a pathological phenomenon known as an "undeSANDERED" testicle when your roommates attempt to shower after you.
Hey man, make it quick. I got Sandered yesterday and my balls still haven't dropped back down.
by hypoxic drive March 03, 2010
 
1.
A guy who is almost too sexy, ya know, like he ain't from this earth.
Real down to earth person too.
Plays great guitar-- better than Jimi Hendrix I would say.
#-It's a bird.
$-It's a plain!
#-No, IT'S SANDER.

$-Damn I love him so much
by Sander lover August 19, 2004
 
2.
a well-respected, brilliant leader of men, but a teddy bear at heart. It's probably why it's the name over Winnie the Pooh's door.
There was complete and utter chaos until Sanders arrived, then there was a warm and fuzzy feeling over all...
by crazyassdispatcher August 04, 2007
 
3.
A sanders is a person who can tell it like it is while having the balls to do what he wants when he wants. He is a made man who has finally made it to the big time, a true baller. A real sanders exhibits an exuberant knowledge the finer things in life that are often not experienced by common society, such as an eye for fine automobiles, a refined taste in women and is a cannabis connoisseur.
Hey bro, you looked like a true sanders when you were yolkin that maro with a J hangin' off your lip.

Only a true sanders could roll a joint like Bob Marly.

Wow, look at those two fine beezys with the homie!Hes sure is one hell of a sanders!
by Yadda Fiendizz Stickydankis December 04, 2008
 
4.
N: Sander- A stoner-type. Friends with almost everyone, mostly for the fact that they always have weed.

V: Sander- to smoke weed.

Adj: Sandered- to be stoned.
Carson: Dude, I totally got sander'd yesterday

Karli: How much sander did you sander?

Carson: I'm not sure. Aks Sander.
by Taylrr April 11, 2007
 
5.
the definition of baller; a pothead
Damn dude, sanders is fuckin chill!

hahaha that kids a sanders he smokes so much dank
by sangwich m otha fucka September 01, 2008
 
6.
The man. The myth. The Legend.

The author of "The German Table" and a professor at Keuka College he is only known by the name "Sander."
"Man, I got Sander in 5 minutes. Some shit."
by Mr. Gonzalez November 27, 2007
 
7.
To receive a handjob from a girl wearing rings.
Ow damn, I got a sander from Sarah yesterday, that shit hurt like hell
by -=RUCKER=- June 09, 2004