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When a black man uses a butter knife to cut off his penis and then continues to spread it onto a piece of weat toast along with rasberry jam.
"Dude im sick of watermellon, im going to sanddab my cock off and jump on a bus while using a KFC bucket as a sleeping bag to hide from my kids."
by im chicken dude bro January 14, 2014

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