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Carl Sandburg Junior High 

The most ghetto junior high in Illinois. Best class was class of 2019. Everyone knew Javi H, from being a goat, Jack S, with his long hair, Angela with her red ass cheeks, Allie E and Chase B swapping more salvia then an ocean, and Conor B being a dumbass. Carl Sandburg had the worst food choices, as well as cute girls. They all were disgusting as fuck or had ok personalities. It also had the most toxic ship account, which got taken down and the Owner was Angela Tisbert, and tried to cover herself by being Destanee S. The only decent looking girls were Naya S, who moved away, Oleysa U, (did she wear anything other than leggings?), Olivia T, Allie E (why’d she date a midget?) and Zarah. Everyone else...ugly. Carl Sandburg was the most Hispanic filled wannabe school ever.
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Sandburger 

A hamburger served on bread instead of a bun. Typically, eaten by college students or old people.
grandpa: Woman, what's for dinner?
grandma: Hamburger patties
grandpa: Whatchu say?
grandma: We don't have any buns
grandpa: You betta get in the kitchen and make me a sandburger
Sandburger by madabbarc September 9, 2009

Carl Sandburg High School 

Located in orland park, illinois, on 131st Street and La Grange Road. It is a large chool of 4000, about half of them arab or some sort of brown, and the other half haters. The white population of sandburg is supposedly 89% but thats becuz arabs put that they are white.The Arabs of sandburg are the worst, segregating themselves and sitting in tables by the vending machines and constantly yelling "Wakka!" or "Gucci!"Every white male in the school wants to murder all of them, In the Race Wars of 07, the whites constantly dominated over the blacks and the arabs with brute force. In truth, sandburgs kids are some of the most ignorant and self-centered chuckleheads this world has ever seen. The girls at sandburg suck both ways. they are complete sluts or crazy stuck up bitches. The freshmen class is notorious for banging seniors.the worst features of carl sandburg is the football team. They talk as if they have amounted to everything, but in reality,they suck dick. Not to mention they are so roided up that their nipples and chest have stretchmarks and their noses look like squidward.Another small fad taking part in sandburgs alumni is "gangs" which are hardly gangs. The Gangs that exist are the "Brew Crew", a bunch of football throwing, beer swigging, cockmunchers, "The Block Squad", a bunch of potheads, and, possibly the gayest, "The Guap Squad" which is the biggest group of socially retarded rejects that have no lives or goals.Overall, sandburg is a school of cliques
Kid: You go to Carl Sandburg High School?
Sandburgian: AWWHHH YEAAA! EAGLES!!!!
Kid: Fucking faggot

carl sandburg middle school 

Is a middle school consisting of 98 percent of mexicans. Is a miniature version of Mundelein High School. This school consists of dances every month consisting of neverending grind lines, amazing athletics,(with the exception of females),abnormally sized choirs, and middle schoolers in possesion of drugs.
Also know as if Fremont consisted of all mexicans, and Carl Sandburg Middle School having no air condition throughout the whole year.

Sundborg 

Perfection at its purest level. Every Sundborg is like the warmth of that first ray of sunlight on your face in the morning. When walked by a Sundborg, you're life has reached its climax of perfection. You have full-filled your ulitimate goal .... to be happy in life. A person must do everything they can to come in contact with a Sundborg.
Cabana: Yo did you see that Sundborg over there!?
Piette: Yeah, i've been staring at him for the past hour! I'd do so much stuff to that man!
Sundborg by Le Gars Qui dort Pas October 14, 2011

Sam Sandburg

goddamn purple man
the man behind the slaughter Sam Sandburg
Sam Sandburg by Sam Sandburg January 27, 2021

Sam sandburger 

Sam sandburger by King Louis7616 August 25, 2021