Skip to main content

Armenian Sunblock 

Verb and noun. When you approach a woman lying on her stomach at the beach and offer to put sunblock on her back. She agrees, but rather than reach for the tube of Coppertone, you quietly and quickly rub one out onto her back and apply.
I was chillin' at Zuma Beach and that damn Hagop tricked me into an Armenian Sunblock again.
Armenian Sunblock by elhelmete September 28, 2011

Handblock 

Similar to a cockblock but the victim obviously isn't getting any real action.
*On the phone*
Dennis: Hello?

John: Yo Dennis! The boys and I are gonna come pick you up! Time to hit the clubs!!!

Dennis: Man, I would but I gotta study right now. Can you come pick me up in like 15 minutes?

John:........... am I handblocking you right now?

Dennis: Yeah.

John: (hangs up to tell the boys.)
Handblock by DaddyDaycock September 8, 2011

sandocks 

The unforgivable combination of socks and sandals at the same time.
Oh my gosh, he's wearing sandocks, what a geek!!
sandocks by Amy Joy July 7, 2006
Another term for a Bitch ass millennials or salty crybaby. May think lock washer are actually broken regular washers
When you get angry talking to your co workers so you leave the work area and cry. He is suck a sablock
sablock by Will and Issac August 22, 2019

spandelock 

a lock for your spandex
a spandelock is lock to keep your spandex safe from spandex robbers
spandelock by fuzz23 August 19, 2008
The the condition that befalls many Marines when they get back from overseas. The compulsive need to give oral sex to old men and suckle on their testicles in a very gentle way.
Man I can't take it ever since I got back in country Im feeling totally sandblown, I just want to suck somebodys cock.
Sandblown by Bryn. V February 2, 2009