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Zoot Sandwiched 

When your so blonkered off the weed that you think your a sandwich. Zoot sandwiched is the ultimate version of high that can only be accomplished through 7 blunts.
“Bro! Last night Steve was so croinked off the dabs, he thought he was a sandwich!” “Yeah bro, man was zoot sandwiched”

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch

A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.
Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Sandbitch 

A woman (your bitch) who makes you sandwhiches.
Let me introduce you to Candy. She's my sandbitch.
Sandbitch by Erpho February 1, 2010

Shit breath sandwiched 

Having to sit between two people who's breath smells like they've eaten a dead festering skunk that's been deep fried in camel shit.
I arrived late at training today. The only seat available was between Houghton and Coughlan. I was truly shit breath sandwiched. They nearly melted my face off when they started talking to each other.

sandwiched 

A state of intoxication, usually brought on by the use of multiple types of illicit drugs, wherein one feels stuck between an overwhelming state of sillyness and euphoria.

Also characterized by the inability to define ones current state by any word other than sandwiched.
1. "holy crap im sandwiched right now."

2. "last night kelsi and i got sandwiched!"
sandwiched by JensAroo January 15, 2011

Ham Sandwiched 

I'm gettin ham sandwiched during house party weekend.
Ham Sandwiched by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009