Sam: Hey mike, did mom cook dinner yet?
Mike: Im not talking to you.
Mike: Because you sandbared me lastnight and you know it.
Ace: Hey dads cooking steaks tonight!
Gary: Your right. We better get a good sandbaring in before he gets home!
Teacher:Joe your grades have been sub par, youve been 0 habitually absent, and youve had trouble sitting in class.
Whats going on with you?
Joe:My brother....... He......
Teacher: (gasp) He didnt...... sandbar you..... Did he?
Joe: Yes, every weekend.
William: To sandbar, or not to sandbar? That is the question.
Steve: Well i hope my rusty sherifs badge winking at you answers your question. Now grab that turkey baster full of jack and fill up my darkstar.
Paramedic: This guys O2 levels are low. Im going to administer lactated ringer's to bring his liquids up.
Paramedic 2: This kid has a load of cum in his ass. He doesnt need any more liquids.
Paramedic: He was probably getting sandbared all night. Alright johnny, your going to feel a little prick, but it wont be as bad as the first one.
Derived from the people who visit the sandbar on the Columbia River behind the Gorge Amphitheater instead of buying tickets for the show.
We're at a Dave Matthews show and those SANDBAR douche bags are blasting Snoop Dogg in their RV.
Me: I have to go back to work tomorrow.