A game. Basically, it's like long jump but with a few notable exceptions:
- you're naked
- you have an erection
- there's a brick wall instead of a sand pit
Running full pelt, you simply leap 3-4m before the wall whilst thrusting your pelvis forwards so that your erect penis takes the initial contact. The winner is anyone who can manage to do this more than once
I played lunge last week and won. Now I can't have children. Or walk
(can also be spelled "sarlaac")
The huge sand monster from the movie Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, that Jabba the Hutt tried to feed Han Solo and Luke Skywalker to. The creature is always stationary, lying in wait in its sand pit with its toothy lamprey-like mouth just sticking out, ready to swallow any careless human or animal that tumbles and slips down the sand pit. Tentacles surrounding the mouth grab whatever human or creature they sense nearby and then pull the helpless meal down the Sarlacc's maw. Once the person or creature is swallowed by the monster, he/she/it will undergo a new destination of pain and suffering as he/she/it is slowly digested over 1000 years.
The term "Sarlacc" can also be used to describe any vagina that has a wider diameter than the average diameter of any known vagina. Kinda like the female counterpart of a chode.
1. If Satan was a woman, then her vagina would probably look like a Sarlacc monster.
2. When I was getting laid with my girlfriend, I realized that my penis couldn't fit in tightly because she had a Sarlacc. I could however, fit my whole hand into the wider-than-average vagina, therefore providing her with intense orgasming pleasure, as her G-spot was so goddamn easy to access.
A frontflip with a 180 degree twist
a 180 frontflip
(the take-off and landing should be two footed unless a variation is applied.)
"I can combo a barani with backhandsprings"
"try a barani flip into that sand pit"
A regularly used anus, reminiscent of the sand pit monster from Star Wars VI. Usually aggravated and covered in lubrication and potentially manjuice.
"My god Dorothy, your slophole is gaping, that must have taken several well endowed germans!"
1.Created Sep. 2005 in Georgia, Spoonfest is a semi-annual event, featuring live music performances,partying, camping, dancing, swimming, mayhem, ect.
Held at the end of March and September to celebrate the fall and spring birthdays of the two Spoon brothers.
2. a wild or chaotic gathering of inebriated young people.
"This dude got his car stuck in a sand pit at Spoonfest two. What an idiot."
"I don't remember anything from my second night at Spoonfest."
(pohrk-pit): noun - the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals.
I would love to put my penis inside of her porkpit.
A word made into a group in Early 2009 starded by a guy and his mates calling a stoned and drunk kid passed out on his floor the kid then went around calling everyone the word then it got quite popular on the night of Mardi Gras in Sydney a group starderd calling them selves dallas with the kid in it claim to be all born with the name in Darling Harbour Playground across from Maccas in the Sand pit.more...
That night the group travelled all threw the city looking for Weed having there big adventures in Oxford Street biggest Queer area ever and Kings Cross full of Sluts pedos psychos junkys and wogs however threw the whole night they had no luck but however did have a epic time in the process coming across the most strangest fucked up beings that night ended but more Dallas adventures came for the dallas gang.
As word spread threw to West sydney eg Burwood Strathy South Coast like Stanny park and Kiama and even the Sutherland Shire Thursday nights at Miranda Fair the word was said at least a thousands times.
The Word became very quite popular manily used now for kids who go out late have sick times seshing n graf and go on drug hunts anyone who was aganist this in all ways were called Sallads reverse of the word were a group of cowardly fags who whinge and are all usually straight edge kids who think drugs r bad and will kill you which is pretty much bullshit to the dallas kids which are the right ones every kid who is a sallad should probably go die in a hole or shot themselfs...