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The act of attempting to drown in order to get the attention of a certain life guard.
Jeremy: "Do you see that guard over there?"
Jessie: "Yeah, what about him?"
Jeremy: "He is gorgeous, I'm going to sand lot him."
Jessie: "I can't believe you are going to try sand lotting him!!"
*sand lots the lifeguard.*
by Joel9128 June 11, 2008
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