A person who lives in a desert region of the Middle East. Not genetically related to the true gooks of Vietnam.
Ben Dover: Charles said we have to wipe the sand gooks off the face of the Earth or else be subjected to a forced conversion to Islam when the Muslims take over.
Phil McCrackin: When they take over what?
Ben: Our government, I guess.
Phil: Oh. So I suppose this takeover is starting with the strip malls down the street?
Ben: Well, Charles said you've got to start small in the jihad business and build slowly. I mean, the born-again Christians and the Mormons have done it, so why wouldn't the Muslims do the same?
Any Arab or member of an ethnic group that inhabits the desert regions of the Middle East, so-called for reasons unknown, but possibly because U.S. military forces are having just as difficult a time defeating them as they did the Vietnamese. Any genetic relationship between sand gooks and "regular" gooks is purely speculative at this time.
Charles: See, first we went to Vietnam to kill the gooks, now we've got to kill these fucking sand gooks. Then we're going to put out a special 75-page section in the newspaper devoted to my narcissism and filled with quotes I think are brilliant, but are really just the product of my wandering, irrational mind. This special section will be a way for me to compensate for my microscopic genitalia.